[vundy33]

I don't really dump chicks...only time I have is the one that cheated on me, which I've already mentioned, and two others who have lied to me..but that's it. I don't even really mind the one that cheated on me because of how awesome of a slut story I have now, lol.

But yeah, I'll break up with a girl if they cheat or lie, also if it just doesn't feel right. I don't date for sex, that's what going out to the bar/club is for. If I date a girl, I already really care about them. Last year, I dated this beautiful girl, just beautiful. She has a perfect butt, which is a must for me because I love them, and perfect boobs to top it off. A bit big for me, but meh. Anyway, I got vagina-whipped quick, and it ended up screwing me hard. Not only was she a complete freaking psycho, her mom was too, and she had this short little annoying ex that was a Duke fan..made it even harder to restrain myself from breaking his little ugly Duke face. This chick tried to stab me in the neck with scissors, really tried to, and actually got me in the back and on the arm. All because I didn't want to shower with her. She was too short for the shower, if you get my drift.

Point of the story is, don't let looks alone make you date a chick...trust me, I know it's tough, so so tough, but it almost always turns out bad. If you must, watch yourself, closely...or just end it after you get your fill.

I have only let that happen 3 times, twice it was a huge mistake, the other time the girl turned out to be awesome. Would've been a perfect wife. She was beautiful, way way to good looking for me..could cook, and would've made some awesome babies...the three things I look for. But, fate intervened. If you can get a chick like that, stick with it. But just do not let the vag make decisions for ya...at the time it feels so right, but it rarely is, lol. Most of us can attest to that.

Gah, I love women more than anything. But they have definitely caused me more pain than anything else on earth, lol. Mmmmhhh. Can't wait till tomorrow night...nomnomnom.