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I will start. We are in the middle of a summer course I was taking. We had a pretty big class for summer, about fifty people in a big lecture hall. This kid who sat in the front row that was outspoken to say the least lol. Not in a bad way usually, but he had something to say about almost everything lol. Good guy though.

We come into class one morning. I am going to put this in "script" mode to describe it...

Girl: "I am searching through my purse for my cell phone. I cannot find it. I am going to go check my car...no wait, here it is."

Kid in the front: "I helped these two girls in the cafeteria find their cell phone yesterday."

Girl: "Okay..."

Kid in the front: (Turns around to the class) "Does anyone know what it means when someone tells you to shove a dildo up your ass?"

The class and the professor exploded in laughter. The professor did his best to teach that day, but when the kid kept asking questions we all couldn't quit laughing. He was in tears from laughing so hard, as many of us were. We ended up getting out early that day because of that situation.

But there is more...

THE NEXT DAY

We are sitting at our desks talking about random things about five minutes before class. The kid that sits in the front walks in, slams his books down and walks up to the front and says...

"You all can't laugh at me for not knowing what a dildo is. I went and looked at some on google images last night!"

The class again explodes in laughter when the professor walks in. He asks what the laughter is all about and points at the kid up front. "I bet it had something to do with you!" The kid talked again how he got onto google images. It was very, very hard for this poor professor to teach that day lol. He normally lectured 50 minutes, gave us a break, then went back to lecturing again. That day, we also got out after about 45 minutes lol. Good times!