[dbcooper]

Hey double, have you gone and offered Coach Cecil the benefit of your expertise? You know he's shorthanded on coaches and has openings, right? If you love football foremost, and Bulldog football more than any other and now that you're fully matured and all the requisite glands have dropped, maybe you should go volunteer. I mean, you already go to practice all the time, know all the weaknesses and their solutions.
I look forward to your addition to the staff and the subsequent rescue of our football fortunes and the start of your Goldsmith-Williams-Hilton-Salmons-esque coaching career.
See you at the gridiron!