[Hoot Gibson]

I was asked yesterday who would speak at the convention that I thought best represented today's Democrat Party.

The answer was obvious. Sandra Fluke. Who better represents today's Democrats than the little whore who expects the rest of us to pay for her promiscuity.

You are right, Harry. The Democrats convention will spotlight their best and their brightest stars. Who better exemplifies the modern Democrat than Ms. Fluke, who enrolled in a Catholic university to protest its failure to subsidize the sexual exploits of its co-eds?

However, alleged rapist and serial abuser of women, Bill Clinton is an entirely appropriate choice to introduce President Obama, who voted three times in favor of allowing doctors to kill survivors of botched abortions by withholding medical treatment.