[Zach Morris is God]

I am not going to lie, the Zach Attack don't fly if it aint 2 ply.

Now, I gotta tell ya the best bathroom is the one at Harrison County. Clean, discreet, and comfy. The one at Paris High (Blanton Collier Stadium) also has the best privacy.

The worst bathroom... Garrard Co or perhaps Western Hills. Just not enough room.