[Zach Morris is God]

A Poem for you.

I love you all.
I love your lion statue more.
I love Kelly Kapowski the most.

When I drive KY 52 to Lancaster I get sick
but then I realize I should be happy because I am in Plum Lick.
Your football stadium has hedges
Makes me want to have potato wedges.

The lion roares with love when he sees a colonel fan.
His alligence is tore but his butt will never get sore.
He loves Lancaster, but he will love the Colonels more
When he sees the final score.

I offer you my hand Lion fans.
we can sit together and hear the Bourbon Co. band
And at the end of the game we can cheer
When the lion roars with a gratifying sneer.

He enjoyed the attention he received exactly one month ago.
On Friday he will say HEY HEY HO!
There will be no more sorrow for the lion statue
He will fall for the ones with the giant cashews.

God Bless America!

Zach Morris