[jw4914]

LWC, if you like an old greasy spoon
then stop by Smith's at noon
Have a burger and Fries to munch
It will fill that belly anytime, dinner or lunch

Zach, the Man
with the burger plan
JW, the Dude
Appreciates the gratitude

Let's make a gracious deal
And let the scoreboard dictate
at halftime,who buys the meal
By Home or Away's losing fate

Mysonis beware
and don't compare
Because the Garrard Lion's Den
Can be scary, if you've never been

So come prepared
Try not to be scared
But, if you get within sight
Watch out for the claws and bite!