[Zach Morris is God]

The great thing about the Garrard-Bourbon games is the mutual respect the players have. It's awesome that the fans can share in that fun! This poetry has me feeling as rosy as one of Kelly's pink dresses.

I can't wait till Friday Night
Oh it will be such a beautiful sight
The lion better sleep with his night light
Cause he knows he is in for a fright.

Ene Mini Minie Mo
Catch a lion by his toe
If he roars make him say
Bourbon Co can play play play

In the end the fans will say
That there were so glad they could pay
To see the Colonels score away
While the lion was asleep in his hay.

The statue is bolted to the ground
Makes my face grow into a frown
His backside almost certainly turned brown
When last month it all went down down down.

(Next verse refers to Garrard-Belfry radio broadcast as heard on Screechs ultra super radio)

When the lions went for two
They thought they were due
The radio announcer booed
When the officials hands stayed glued.

The last verse is in honor of The Voice of the Lions
Who on radio last year said HE WAS IN! and the officials decision I ain't buyin.
DID HE MAKE IT NOOOOO! In the game against Belfry
Screamed so hard I thought he was John Pelfrey.
When they went for two The radio announcer thought the lions were hosed
Then he had to take a break to blow his very long nose.

Now I have to go save a duck that is covered in oil! We had an oil spill in the lake here by Bayside!

God Bless US 27! And the very urban looking Subway in Lancaster!

Zach Morris