[Hoot Gibson]

^Tell us about all of the pot you've smoked in your lifetime. I'm a "pot smoker", and I can tell you for a fact you don't have a clue. You might have a small sampling of how some are, but not the majority.

Did you mean to say that you were a "pot smoker?" You seem to move between the present and past tenses when you talk about the experience that you believe qualifies you as an expert on this subject.