[TheRealVille]

I've taught you most of what you know, the stuff that actually matters anyway, so why stop now? "It's pretty common for people (like you) to be confused about how birth control pills work. Here’s what it boils down to: birth control pills are made of hormones. Hormones are chemicals made in our bodies. They control how different parts of our bodies work.

Some birth control pills contain two hormones — estrogen and progestin. These are called combination pills. Some are progestin-only pills. Most women on the pill take combination pills.

The hormones in the pill work by

(1) - Keeping eggs from leaving the ovaries. Pregnancy cannot happen if there is no egg to join with sperm.
(2) - Making cervical mucus thicker. This keeps sperm from getting to the eggs."

I know it's tough for you, trying to maintain the image of your imagination must cause you a fair amount of distress.
Class dismissed, again.

You are keeping God from forming his kid in the womb. You know, "before I formed you in the womb, I knew you".