[TheRealVille]

TheRealVille is a fitter of pipes? I didn't know that. What kind of pipes does he fit? And, in a 60 hour work week, how much time is actually spent fitting those pipes?

I always wanted to be a hod carrier.

It's good to see that you make fun of tradesmen, and people that are "beneath" you. You want to add anything about people have to mine coal for a living? Push brooms? Teach? Various other trades that are beneath "ambulance chasers"? I don't know if you've looked through BGR much, but your Hoot hates ambulance chasers.