[Mr. Onion Head]

This is a fine Wednesday. We should all do something positive for someone before the end of the day. That is important. Of course, while doing our act of kindness, we can reflect on the absolute fact that Little Lundergan is a unqualified novice who needs to work in that Payless Shoe Store for a while so she can learn something about the real world.

Yeah because everyone needs to work a minimum wage job to know about the real world.