[Harry Rex Vonner]

Slight adjustment---:biggrin:

1. Crash the border.

1a. Get a job- preferably in the public sector (government).

2. Do a half-assed job.

3. Get fired.

4. Accuse your employer and fellow employees of racism.

5. File a lawsuit, in federal court if possible, against your employer and anyone else you think may have some money.

6. Make sure the suit gets lots of coverage by the print and broadcast media.

7. Settle the lawsuit (your former employer will nearly always do so in this politically correct society).

8. Enjoy your largess while you plan for your next "opportunity".

In the present atmosphere in this country, particularly in the federal courts, either plan will work.