[BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN]

I hear tell that there is a secret weapon that will be unleashed on Friday night. It stayed in the locker room on home games and didn't get off the bus on away games this year. But it will be unleashed Friday night and it can put more knots on your head in a minute than your momma can rub down in a week. The Tigers will feel like they were in Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs ask if the Tiger wanted one lump or 2, and the Tiger replied, oh 3 or 4. And wham bam, thank you mam, he had 4 knots on his head so fast he didn't know what hit him. Man this dude is big, fast and mean. He gonna make change out of kash I ain't no kinda dude to trash talk but I didn't want the Tigers to get blindsided either. Want em to kinda know what they're staring in the face. They call this dude the BIG RAM and he'll be wearing #00. You'll know he's been there this week by all the people in blue rubbing their noggins wondering what just happened. His brother will be ready for action in the playoffs, and will be joining the team making a dual-threat of putting a knots on heads. Brother graduates in May but BIG RAM will be back to start with the knotheadmaking beginning at the EKC Grid-o-Rama.