[Scotty_Bronson]

Hey man, a no show, Scotty, I was depending on you and Anotherfootballnut to help get me to the truck just in case BIG RAM bites off more than he can chew and these Tiggers figure out who I is. May have to make a back door if they don't already have one.
But BIG RAM has came back for his last 2 years of eligibility after leaving following his sophomore year in 1964. He played along side Mr. Lacks and has been working on his conditioning since the beginning of team camp in August. He can fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee. He is also more powerful than a locomotive, he got the specs on that from his 35 years at CSX. And he can also leap a building in a single bound.
I'm telling you that these tiggers don't have a clue what their in for. He's been chomping at the bit for the last 51 years and now the "Commish" has finally approved his eligibility and these Tiggers are the grass and BIG RAM is the lawnmower ! ! ! !
Now that is one that would sure suit up if they'd let him, K Lacks. He's got me by a few years but could still lay the smackdown on men half my age.
Now if all goes as BIG RAM says and anyone wants to meet old BOOGER WOOGER, I'll be standing on the 50 yard line with my good looking chick in one arm and shaking hands with everyone celebrating.
But if BIG RAM let's me down, which I don't think he's going to, I'll be headed up US23 being chauffeured by a beautiful woman sipping gin & juice, listening to "got my mind on my money & my money on my mind ! ! ! ! !

Wait, surely you gest? Are you telling me that one of THE corner stones of the FENCE LEANERS will be in attendance Friday night?! Are fit to hear phrases like "YOUR NOT OUT THERE TO DANCE WITH THEM" or "YOU HAVE TO WANT IT GENTLEMAN" could be echoing through out Johnson Co tomorrow night?!