[Hoot Gibson]

Mexican Hat, why would anyone hate a hat because of its ethnic origin? A hat often serves a useful purpose, such as protecting a brain from the damaging effects of UV radiation. I commend you on your choice of a sombrero as it is a great defense against the light of day. A pair of dark sunglasses, and few people will recognize you.

Let me guess, are you a constitutional lawyer? Rhetorical question.