[The Urban Sombrero]

Oh horse shit Geraldo, you're not going to answer the question because if you did it would make you look like a pure hypocrite. You know it, I know it, and everybody else that reads your gobbledygook knows it..

But don't sweat it pal, you don't have to go through all the effort to answer it any longer...You already did and everybody got the chance to read it.

Bob, trust me, I'm not sweating. However, you are mixing apples and oranges, then asking me to call them one fruit. Sorry, Bob. No can do.