[The Urban Sombrero]

Hey smartass, MAYBE in the future is not nearly the same thing as IS...Lets just tell it like it is, you did one of two things with your endless rattlings.

(A) You didn't have the first clue as to what you were bumbling on and on about.

(B) You lied.

Which one is it, Gomer?

Maybe one of these days , pigs will fly too...That's about how smart you are sounding.

Ah, dearest Bob, one can almost see you, Thanksgiving morning, robe and slippers, sneaking bits of turkey, asking a nephew, "Do you still beat your wife?" just chuckling, unaware of false either/or errors, standing at the mirror over the sink like some nursery rhyme fool thinking "heh heh heh look at the plum on my thumb."

One can not be under investigation on a Thursday, and under investigation on a Tuesday. Surely, Bob, even wearing the cap, you can get that?