[The Urban Sombrero]

"Hi, my name is Donald Trump. I am the greatest human being ever born. Even when I lie, my supporters think I'm just swell. I will throw anybody and everybody under the bus to make myself look good, to save my skin. And when I sacrifice my own, my supporters think I'm just swell. In fact, no matter what I do, even spooning with Vladimir Putin, that crafty ol' wonderful autocrat, my supporters think I'm just swell. I'm the Ultimate Huckster, and, look at me, look at me, I'm the President."