[Woodsman]

Woody, you are all show and no go. I was known as the Big Bird's Road Grader and I would mow over guys like you anytime in route to scoring touchdowns. When you close your eyes that's the color you see when I roll thru Wooten Field for those lame day games.

Wow! Your false sense of bravado implies that you were incessantly picked on as a child. It wasn't entirely your fault buddy. Let it go.