[Hatz]

Suggested crow guidelines in a predicted win:

Running clock - mandatory
three TD's or more - mandatory
less than 21 points - flavoring agents, onions, celery and carrots permitted.
Less than 7 points - chicken allowed as substitution.

I would add the following type statements.

We’ve got a game plan to neutralize their offense.

On film they just look like they’ve played competition who aren’t fundamentally sound,

Our guy is faster because two years ago he finished higher in a track meet. Oh, and he’s 6’4” and 230 lbs.

Hope their star player loves the game cause we are going to hit him every play. ( inference is he’s weak and will fold when hit).


Probably more but those crazy statements should mean automatic crowfor a week.