[The Urban Sombrero]

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He was in his 30’s. They were teens in a mall. “Who do, who do, who do you think you’re fooling?” Are you suggesting teens in a mall were using “women’s wiles” to lure poor ol’ Roy in? Grab a club, caveman, and rub sticks together. If successful, warm yourself by the fires of your own vain musings here. And you thought it clever to suggest the Sombrero’s posts were buffalo droppings? What rot.