[Batpuff]

> A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to
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> the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
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> insisted on NO baby talk!
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> "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
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> She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?
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> "I went to visit my Nana."
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> "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!
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> She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
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> "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
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> She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
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> People' words."
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> She then asked little Alec what he had done?
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> "I read a book," he replied.
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> "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
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> [I love this]
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> Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
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> pride, and said, "Winnie the Shit."