[Hoot Gibson]

[*]Quooter Gone took his ball and went home.

[*]When you do nothing but lie, you lose your audience, Welfare King. (See The Boy Who Cried Wolf for an explanation of the impact of serial lying.)

[*]Quooter back must like punishment.

[*]Welfare King, I do enjoy winning debates but debating you somehow seems unsportsmanlike of me. As long as you remain a serial liar, you will continue to be punished for it.

[*]Quooter tell us at least 1 time you have won a debate.

[*]Welfare King, for starters, you can simply add up the number of posts that you have made to which I have responded. On a scale of trophy animals topped by the lion, you would be a sewer rat. Debating you is what shooting fish in a barrel must feel like.