[jetpilot]

I saw a homeless guy at McDonalds with an e-bike. He said he bought it off FB marketplace for $1,000(sure he did). He said the lady that he stole, I mean bought, it off from paid $4000 for it. I have to admit, it looks like a really, really nice one.  I hope to make it mine when he inevitably looks to stock up on opioids.  I'll let everyone know how my search goes. Wish me luck.

Offer him half a pill. He'll be all over it.