[clubber_layne]

A young man was watching an NFL football game from way up in the upper deck when he noticed an empty seat in the front row at the 50-yard line. He went down and asked the old man sitting next to it if he knew whose seat it was.

"Yes," said the old man,"that's my wife's seat. We've never missed attending a game together, but now, I'm afraid, she is dead." The young man offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad that the old man couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together.

"I tried," the old man responded. "But they're all at the funeral."