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[b] A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night[/b]


[b]to meet, and have dinner with her parents. [/b]





[b]Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her [/b]


[b]Boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and [/b]


[b]make love for the first time.[/b]





[b] The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, [/b]


[b]so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. [/b]


[b]He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist [/b]


[b]helps the boy for about an hour.[/b]


[b] [/b]


[b] He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.[/b]


[b] At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many[/b]


[b] condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or[/b]


[b] [/b][b]family pack.[/b]





[b] The boy insists on the family pack because he[/b]


[b] thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.[/b]





[b] That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house[/b]


[b] and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited[/b]


[b] for you to meet my parents, come on in!"[/b]


[b] The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table[/b]


[b] where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly[/b]


[b] offers to say grace and bows his head.[/b]





[b] A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,[/b]


[b] with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no [/b]


[b] [/b][b]movement from the boy.[/b]





[b] Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the[/b]


[b] girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,[/b]


[b] "I had no idea you were this religious."[/b]





[b] The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea[/b]


[b] your father was a pharmacist."[/b]


[b] [/b]