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I've heard most of these before, but it's a good reminder that some things in life are stupid and not important and everybody needs to laugh, even if it's at themselves.

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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[/b][b]Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

[/b][b]Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

[/b][b]Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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[/b][b]Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

[/b][b]Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

[/b][b]Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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[/b][b]Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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[/b][b]Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

[/b][b]If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

[/b][b]Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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[/b][b]Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

[/b][b]Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

[/b][b]Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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[/b][b]Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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[/b][b]How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

[/b][b]When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

[/b][b]Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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[/b][b]In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

[/b][b]How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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