[Blue-N-Gold]

This wasn't an April Fool's joke but it would have made a dandy!

>>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely
>>made up and everything neat and tidy.
>>
>>Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
>>addressed, "Dad".
>>
>>With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
>>with trembling hands:
>>
>>Dear Dad,
>>
>>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
>>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
>>
>>I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
>>would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
>>motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not
>>only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
>>
>>Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
>>woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a
>>dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact
>>that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading
>>it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
>>want.
>>
>>In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan
>>can get better; she sure deserves it!
>>
>>Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
>>myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
>>your grandchildren.
>>
>>Your son,
>>Chad
>>
>>
>>P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
>>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
>>card that's in my desk drawer.
>>
>>I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.