[DevilsWin]

A long long time ago, when I was in the woods with my red socks I saw a huge snake. It said hello to me as I was milking cows with my awesome latex gloves.The cow turned around and headed for the main gate. It had the runs so I got a big bucket. Next thing you know a big, green two-headed monstershowed up with Rick Flairand gave the big chop. Then four guys on horses, who all had automatic machineguns. BUT, they had NO BULLETSwhipped out their bowie knives and whittled a wooden frog. Ric said "WOOOO!, Nice Frog"!and did his ridiculous dance. After seeing all of this, the wizard cast a spell on the famous Nature Boy and turned him into a heaping helping of mashed potatoes. The Four Horsemen requested butter, but instead were given margarine. They got so mad they ate the wooden frog instead. Then the huge snake ate the four horsemen and their bodies tasted just like chicken. I realized my red socks weren't really red at all. That really freaked me out.