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My son forwarded them to me from NKU and I thought they were just to funny to pass up.

Sorry in advance Fritz.


Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cincinnati Bengals.

Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer.

Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?
A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.