[bluegrassballa]

Ok, here goes mine.
Broke both legs below knees, motorcycle wrecks.
Broke right ankle
broke both wrist, right wrist 3 times
Hairline fracture right elbow
dislocated right knee
dislocated both shoulders at same time. water skiing. this one really hurt.
broke my big toe on right foot 3 times
broke right hand in three places
dislocated fingers in both hands
broke six ribs
two herniated disk in my back, am actually disabled from it. Worst pain I have ever experienced. Pinching nerves in both legs. Don't want to do surgery unless I have too.
numerous concussions
But I have never broke my nose. Knock on wood.
I almost forgot, I broke both the arches in my feet playing football, had to have braces made for both feet.
I have been covered up in the mines twice, and came out with only a few bruises and sprains. God was watching over me.

Wow man. I'm glad your all right from all of that.