[The Guru]

They should have her checked for mental illness. She might have PTSD or paranoia or something. No one in their right mind would do something like that. And the boyfriend is flat out retarded for not calling earlier. He shouldn't have had to call, why did he even let her stay in there that long? I would have dragged her out a LONG time ago

I'd say that she has at least a serious case if hemoroids!!! "Honey, I'm gonna take a crap, call for help if i ain't back in a couple of years"!