[Real Badman]

"Shampoo is better!" - Billy Madison

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, we're gonna see some serious ****." - Back To The Future

"Did you put the cover sheet on the TPS report?" - Office Space

"I love lamp" - Anchorman

"But these go to 11" - Spinal Tap

"You can't really dust for vomit." - Spinal Tap

"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!" - Anchorman

"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls." - 40 Year Old Virgin

Reporter: ‘Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.’
-A Hard Days Night

'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.' - Dumb and Dumber

"You are a smelly pirate hooker." - Anchorman

"**** you Scuba Steve!" - Big Daddy

"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey." - Talledega Nights

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"Two chicks at the same time." - Office Space

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." - Spinal Tap

"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel." - Anchorman

"Kick his *** Seabass" - Dumb and Dumber

"Chlorophyl? More like bore-ophyl." - Billy Madison

"Who would steal 30 bag lunches?"
"I tell ya who. That ****ed Sasquatch." - Billy Madison

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis" - Billy Madison

Good list man.