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Holy dog s***. Texas? Only steers and *****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. -- Full Metal Jacket

Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy. -- Dumb & Dumber

According to the map we've only gone 4 inches. -- Dumb & Dumber

Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk? -- Dumb & Dumber

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really. -- Billy Madison

Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a** out there and you find that f***ing dog. -- Billy Madison

Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class. I heard he's retarded or something. -- Billy Madison

You little son of a b**** ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE A** BALL! -- Happy Gilmore

Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f*** one, kill one, and marry one, go! -- Step Brothers

I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s*** out of you! --Step Brothers

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls! -- Step Brothers

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you. --Talladega Nights

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!-- Talladega Nights