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04-08-2009, 08:58 PM
I received this in the mail today.
For years (since about age 40), I have been bothered by frequent bouts of constipation - I've tried all of the over-the-counter cures for this bothersome ailment - all to no avail.
Well, at long last a 'sure fire' cure has been discovered by the American Medical Association. And the remedy is cheap - in fact, it won't cost you a penny.
All you need to do is repeat the following phrase aloud 3 times:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barrack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore."
If that doesn't scare the crap of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.
American Medical Association
Research Breakthrough
Well, at long last a 'sure fire' cure has been discovered by the American Medical Association. And the remedy is cheap - in fact, it won't cost you a penny.
All you need to do is repeat the following phrase aloud 3 times:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barrack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore."
If that doesn't scare the crap of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.
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