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I was just trying to sell a car...
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08-07-2009, 10:35 PM
ComfortEagle Wrote:The officer then says, "Okay, now why are you wearing his clothes?"

The thief says, "Well, I diarrhea'd all over mine, and didn't have any others, so these were what I had to put on."

He had indeed pooped his pants. There were skidmarks all up and down his old pants he had put on, and the guy hadn't been wearing any underwear when he put mine on, so I now have a pair of ruined khaki's with skidmarks all over them.

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Best part of the whole story right there...

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I was just trying to sell a car... - by Notorious - 08-05-2009, 04:11 PM
I was just trying to sell a car... - by Stardust - 08-05-2009, 09:37 PM
I was just trying to sell a car... - by jbyrd777b - 08-07-2009, 12:51 AM
I was just trying to sell a car... - by More Cowbell - 08-07-2009, 10:35 PM
I was just trying to sell a car... - by thetribe - 08-07-2009, 11:46 PM
I was just trying to sell a car... - by Hilbily - 08-08-2009, 12:46 AM

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