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I take it your a conservative?

A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

The more they talk, the more being called a Liberal sounds like a compliment

Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?

A good Republican is one who doesn't want anybody to know it.

You have it twisted.

You reward work by giving tax breaks to wealthy so they will invest to allow more jobs.


Liberals reward moochers and feel all are entitled to things most people work for.