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Things that make you go HMMM!
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#1
12-14-2010, 01:10 AM
Thought this might be a fun thread. Was sitting here eating my chips and thought of this one...lol. So here we go:



WHY AREN'T POTATO CHIP BAGS MADE TO BE RESEALABLE?

Things that make ya go....HMMM!
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“Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls – it’s more democratic.”

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#2
12-14-2010, 01:35 AM
Very good point!...I agree!...pitch it to Ruffles!...lol...and have them tape a complimantary wet wipe to the side too!
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#3
12-14-2010, 01:36 AM
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Things that make ya go HMMM!
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12-14-2010, 08:42 AM
Are there any unguided missiles?
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#5
12-14-2010, 08:58 AM
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
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#6
12-14-2010, 09:15 AM
How come there aren't B batteries?
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12-14-2010, 09:17 AM
Benchwarmer Wrote:How come there aren't B batteries?

If there are AA and AAA batteries, what are A batteries?
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#8
12-14-2010, 10:26 AM
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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12-14-2010, 02:20 PM
Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
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12-14-2010, 03:05 PM
Can a stupid person be a smart-***?
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#11
12-14-2010, 04:42 PM
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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12-14-2010, 06:58 PM
Stardust Wrote:Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Yes they can, however this is when I truly wish Fat did NOT float!....:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
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12-15-2010, 12:02 AM
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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12-15-2010, 12:03 AM
In Rome do they call IV's 4's?
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#15
12-15-2010, 12:30 AM
You all have came up with some creative things that I've never even thought of! LOL
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#16
12-15-2010, 12:53 AM
How do you get off a nonstop flight?
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#17
12-15-2010, 09:38 AM
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
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12-15-2010, 10:04 AM
Stardust Wrote:Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

What???
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#19
12-15-2010, 10:39 AM
Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?
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12-15-2010, 10:46 AM
OffTheHook Wrote:Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

:lmao:...You just aint right!
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12-15-2010, 10:49 AM
OffTheHook Wrote:Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

:lmao::lmao:...you just aint right!
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#22
12-15-2010, 12:15 PM
Why do stores that are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week have locks?
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#23
12-15-2010, 12:19 PM
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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#24
12-15-2010, 12:20 PM
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
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#25
12-15-2010, 12:20 PM
What is "Soft Liquor"?
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#26
12-15-2010, 12:21 PM
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
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#27
12-15-2010, 12:22 PM
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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#28
12-15-2010, 12:23 PM
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
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#29
12-15-2010, 12:24 PM
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
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#30
12-15-2010, 12:38 PM
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
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