Cheesy One Liners!

Filthy Animal · (This post was last modified: 12-17-2010, 01:45 PM by Filthy Animal.)

Please list your Cheesiest One liners here!...Or pick up lines!

If you don't use them....THANK YOU!....LOL...But I know you've heard them, so bring 'em on!

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Filthy Animal · 12-17-2010, 01:35 PM

If you're here, Heaven must be missing an angel!...

**Stardust** · 12-17-2010, 01:35 PM

One Liners, or pick-ups?

My best - I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she's been giving me lately!

**Stardust** · 12-17-2010, 01:36 PM

Filthy Animal Wrote:If you're here, Heaven must be missing an angel!...

Ah, those kind of one-liners :biggrin:

**Stardust** · 12-17-2010, 01:37 PM

"You must wash your clothes with windex, cuz I can see myself in your pants."

***Westside*** · 12-17-2010, 01:58 PM

I think I like you.

**Ballers** · 12-17-2010, 02:08 PM

Hey nice shoes, wanna ????

**RunItUpTheGut** · 12-17-2010, 05:07 PM

Do you have magnets in your pants, cause your attracting the man of steel

**Ballers** · 12-17-2010, 05:16 PM

Do you own a treadmill? Cause you've been running through my head all day.

**crazytaxidriver** · 12-17-2010, 06:55 PM

I like peanut butter..Let's xxxx

**crazytaxidriver** · 12-17-2010, 06:55 PM

i lost my number.. can i have your's??

Filthy Animal · 12-17-2010, 07:59 PM

Dang!...There are some smooth talkers on here!....(Fans her face!)...LOL

Filthy Animal · 12-17-2010, 09:36 PM

You've been a bad boy! Now go to 'my' room!

Filthy Animal · 12-17-2010, 09:37 PM

I am feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?"

Filthy Animal · 12-17-2010, 09:39 PM

Do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you!

**Aslan** · 12-18-2010, 02:46 AM

Michael Scott: Eva Longoria, this is my friend Aslan. He's from--
Aslan: The future.
Eva Longoria : Really?
Aslan: Yeah, I ran all the way back in time to tell you that we're still in love 100 years from now. Big Grin

cart man · 12-20-2010, 01:02 PM

There's only 25 letters in the alphabet after they put U and I together.
What would you do for a big red apple?

Comeback line:
Haven"t I saw you somewhere before? Yea, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Filthy Animal · 12-20-2010, 01:13 PM

cart man Wrote:There's only 25 letters in the alphabet after they put U and I together.
What would you do for a big red apple?Comeback line:
Haven"t I saw you somewhere before? Yea, that's why I don't go there anymore.

What wouldn't I do for a big red apple!....:lmao:

These are pretty funny!

**LWC** · 12-20-2010, 01:32 PM

*looks at the tag on his/her shirt* Yep, just what I though, made in heaven.

**HawksRule** · 12-20-2010, 04:06 PM

Hey people call me HawksRule, but you can call me tonight
Do you know CPR? Because you took my breath away
Apart from being beautiful what do you do for a living?
You must be quite the their because you've stolen my heart

My favorite one
Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
Guy: I have a fish
Girl: What?!?!
Guy: I thought we was talking about things that didn't matter

I actually tried that one out myself

Filthy Animal · 12-20-2010, 05:17 PM

LWC Wrote:*looks at the tag on his/her shirt* Yep, just what I though, made in heaven.

Ahhh!...LWC is sweet and smooth!...lol

Filthy Animal · 12-20-2010, 05:18 PM

HawksRule Wrote:Hey people call me HawksRule, but you can call me tonight
Do you know CPR? Because you took my breath away
Apart from being beautiful what do you do for a living?
You must be quite the their because you've stolen my heart

My favorite one
Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
Guy: I have a fish
Girl: What?!?!
Guy: I thought we was talking about things that didn't matter

I actually tried that one out myself

...And how did it work out?

**LWC** · 12-20-2010, 05:29 PM

Filthy Animal Wrote:Ahhh!...LWC is sweet and smooth!...lol

:biggrin: It made Mrs. LWC laugh when I told her, lol.

**vundy33** · 12-20-2010, 05:35 PM

You wanna go ****?

Works every time... Big Grin

**HawksRule** · 12-20-2010, 05:51 PM

[quote=Filthy Animal][/B]

...And how did it work

I got a laughing rejection. Now a days everytime I see her she still brings it up, and laughes about it.

Filthy Animal · 12-20-2010, 06:02 PM

HawksRule Wrote:[quote=Filthy Animal][/B]

...And how did it work

I got a laughing rejection. Now a days everytime I see her she still brings it up, and laughes about it.

Ahh...too bad!...try some of the others out on here....maybe you'll do better!...lol

**HawksRule** · 12-20-2010, 07:00 PM

Filthy Animal Wrote:[quote=HawksRule]

Ahh...too bad!...try some of the others out on here....maybe you'll do better!...lol

Haha yea I have a app on my phone that feeds me some cheesy pick up lines.

**vundy33** · 12-20-2010, 07:07 PM

HawksRule Wrote:[quote=Filthy Animal]

Haha yea I have a app on my phone that feeds me some cheesy pick up lines.

Cheater. :dontthink

**TidesHoss32** · 12-20-2010, 07:52 PM

Are those space pants your wearing?
"no, why?"
Because your *** is out of this world
Big Grin

**Stardust** · 12-20-2010, 07:54 PM

TidesHoss32 Wrote:Are those space pants your wearing?
"no, why?"
Because your *** is out of this world

Haha, so this is in the "Big Ben" book of picking up chicks hunh? :biggrin: