[Stardust]

Many have asked what the qualifications are to be a Moderator. I thought I would help everyone understand the very strict and stringent qualifications clearly to ensure that everyone knows how difficult it is to reach this status on Bluegrass Rivals:


Every potential candidate must perform or show proof of at least 8 of the following 10 qualifications


1. Not have two first names
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This one almost knocked Strikeout King from eligibility

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2. You must be able to Bench Press 325 pounds
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Sorry that you couldn't do this one LWC
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3. Post daily on Wildcatk23's Message Board "I Hate You": http://www.bluegrassrivals.com/forum/member.php?u=15177


(A picture of Wildcat for everyone's reference)
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4. Run a 4.3 Forty Yard Dash
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vundy 33 just has not been able to get this one YET
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5. Score at least a 28 on the ACT
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We even have Stupid Smart people like zaga_fan
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6. Hate the Lakers, dUKe, Ravens and Red Sox
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7. You must no longer live with your Mom
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Unless it is your Step-Mom
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8. Name you first Child "George W"
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(We are still trying to clean up a few stragglers)
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9. Have all your Teethe
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(Sorry, I don't mean to point out MVP)
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10. Make a 10% contribution of all your wages to the Owner of the site's childrens "College Fund"
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(Since Spud 6 has not looked for a Job in the last 11 years, we have all had to pitch in to cover for him)
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Once you have successfully completed the above requirements, you will then submit to the commitment process
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And then taught the Secret Hand Shake
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Only one has been able to successfully complete all 10 requirements, and we all call him
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I hope this clears everything up now, so stop sending me PM's asking about "What are the Qualifications of being a Moderator"?

[Strikeout King]

Good Stuff SD LOL

[vundy33]

Dude, I haven't lol'd like that from a BGR post in a long time...good job brother. Hahahah..

[Stardust]

We used Aslan in our latest Ad!

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[Wildcatk23]

I'm glad you used a good picture of me

[RunItUpTheGut]

Good one.
I could never qualify...

[Ballers]

My question is how the hell did zaga ever qualify? He cant do any of that.

[Benchwarmer]

lol. Your not right.

[Spud]

That picture of me was fit to a tee! I'm always doing that. lol

[RunItUpTheGut]

So in other words, there are no mods........party!....

[Stardust]

^ Well, there is the "Modfather".....

[RunItUpTheGut]

^
lol i forgot about the end all be all.

[Stardust]

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[BCF4L]

I was one of the exceptions. My requirements were to be sexy, smart, funny, and charming. I obviously fit that description. But that was back in 2005 when those were the requirements. Things have changed since then.

[Stardust]

^ You, that was when it was easy and all you had to do was live next door to QQnicker:

[BCF4L]

^ You, that was when it was easy and all you had to do was live next door to QQnicker:

eriously:

[old PB05]

I was there until I read the Sox Fan requirement....therefore, Status= AVERAGE JOE

[Stardust]

Keep checking frequently, training classes will be made available soon in WildcatK23's basement.
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[Stardust]

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[Stardust]

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NO

vundy
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YES

Strikeout King
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[Stardust]

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[RunItUpTheGut]

I can only imagine what mods of technical websites and computer help sites look like.
Atleast you guys are mods of a sports site and SOME of you actually are pretty intellectual sports guys :biggrin:

[WideRight05]

I take it Chuck Norris is one of the moderators of this site.

[Stardust]

Do you have what it takes to be a Moderator? Join our proud team!

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Introducing: Strikeout King, Wildcatk23, vundy33, LWC, Spud6

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Don't hesitate to reach out to Stardust should those above not provide you the help that you need!

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[SIZE="5"]We do have administrators, but they are only for show, not much for substance[/SIZE]

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[Benchwarmer]

^ Lord help you man. LOL

[vundy33]

Hahah gah...

[Wildcatk23]

I have a great head of hair.

[Stardust]

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[dangerousdaneerfan]

Little hard for ddef to be a mod...

1. I hate UK
2. I love my Mountaineers
3. Did I say that I hated UK????

I would nominate NCF, but he hates UK also.

[WideRight05]

^ Neery, you should be the "troll mod." If someone tries to troll and does a bad job (which has happened lately lol), you need to teach them how to troll correctly.