[Hoot Gibson]

Yea, Hoot's funny. Should I go back a couple of days and post a couple of Hoot's spelling mistakes? But, the last time I checked, the IQ test wasn't a spelling bee.

Your egregious spelling error was only worth noting because of its close proximity to your boasting about your alleged IQ, which came on the heels of calling me a moron. There is something about living in a glass house that you just don't get.

[Hoot Gibson]

Didn't Romney just said something about not doing away with this.

I don't think so. I think that he just declined to give a straight answer. Rubio was in the process of working out a deal to do essentially the same thing through legal means. I think Romney's advisers are pushing him to stay focused on the lousy economy.

[TheRealThing]

No, but I am dieing to try you out in an IQ test.

Here you go RV. Get Hoot to duke it out with you on this one.

WILE E. COYOTE'S TEST FOR SUPER GENIUS
By Wile E. Coyote


Introduction to the Test:


About the Test Designer-Qualifications and So

Allow me to introduce myself, Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. That's right-not just Genius, SUPER Genius. I note that this appellation is not common amongst the HIQ Groups. I've seen "Genius", "Universal Genius", "Genius of Distinction", and so-but no SUPER Genius. Perhaps "SUPER" seems too mundane? I disagree. I just LOVE the way it rolls out! Wile E. Coyote-Super Genius!

I am a member of the Glia Society, and SHOULD BE a member of the GIGA Society. I am a certified Super Genius with an IQ established well above the 200s.

Complete Name: William Eatus-birdus Coyote
Birth Date: Unverified
Tribe: Canis Latrans
Height: 60 cm (at shoulders)
Weight: 20kg
Length: 1.25 m (including tail)
Distinctive Features: Tail
Color: A beautiful reddish bronze
Favorite Food: Bird
Next Favorite Food: Bird with salt and pepper
Favorite Music: "Roast Dog Alive" album by "Isis"
Intelligence: Super Genius
Hobbies: Nocturnal Opera (singing at night)
Education: Didn't need any
Religion: Only when I'm in trouble
Positions Held: CEO ACME Corp., TV Actor

Test Rules

* No time limit
* All reference materials allowed
* Use computer if you like
* Talk to others allowed (it probably won't help you)
* Send Answers and $5 (5 US Dollars) to Paul Cooijmans.

The Test For Super Genius


IQ-Part

I. How many dimensions are in the existing universe? Name them.
II. How many parts does the universe have? Name them.
III. What would happen to you if you became aware that you were the driving force behind movement in the dimension of imaginary time?
IV. Is travel faster than speed of light possible? If so, explain. If not, explain.
V. What is a time slice? Explain.
VI. Does the universe have a beginning or end? Explain.
VII. Is the existence of God provable? Explain.
VIII. Was Paul (or Saul) of Tarsus a credible witness? Why or why not?
IX. What happens to you when you die? Explain.
X. Explain the concept of awareness and when it came into being, if at all.


Deviance-Part

I. Do you think about lingerie a whole lot? Explain. If so, what kind?
II. Do you think about going to the bathroom when you don't need to?
III. Do you drink "lite" beer? Explain.
IV. Do you have feelings for small rodents? Explain.
V. Do you think that you are unique? Explain.
VI. Do you think that you are unworthy? Explain?
VII. Do you feel like someone is out to get you? Explain?
VIII. Which word(s) do you find most appealing, choose one:

Scatological
Quicksilver
Coors Light
Van Halen
Jack-O-Lantern

IX. Did your mother love you?
X. Would you rather have: A. A Bird in the hand. B. Two Birds in the bush.


END OF TEST FOR SUPER GENIUS

[nky]

"With respect to the notion that I can just suspend deportations through executive order, that’s just not the case, because there are laws on the books that Congress has passed -- and I know that everybody here at Bell is studying hard so you know that we’ve got three branches of government. Congress passes the law. The executive branch’s job is to enforce and implement those laws. And then the judiciary has to interpret the laws."
President Obama March 28 2011

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-offi...-town-hall

[nky]

The record-setting deportation of illegal immigrants under President Obama has drawn scorn from Hispanic Americans, despite recent administration efforts to temper the policy, according to a new Pew Hispanic Center study.
Fifty-nine percent of Latinos said they disapprove of the president’s approach to removing illegal immigrants, more than double the number who said they approved in Pew’s nationwide survey.
Dec 28, 2011
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/201...nic-scorn/