[BFritz]

Kinda corny too, but good for a chuckle

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she
was
flagged down by a man whose truck had mechanical problems. He walked up
to
the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my
truck.
My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken
to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to
keep
them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for
me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble."



"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were
ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car, carefully strapped
into
their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart
of
San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking
down the street holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the
road and ran over to the blonde. What are you doing here?" he
demanded,
"I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, but we had money left
over---so now we're going to Sea World!!!"

[Ring'Em Up]

I don't think "corny" does it justice.

[*Central_Cheer_Chick]

haha..i like it