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12-22-2008, 03:06 PM
We used to have a thread on this here. I dunno what happened to it. Anyways...
Predator "You one ugly mother......!"
Full Metal Jacket "I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
Acutally anything Sgt. hart man says in Full Metal Jacket is classic...
Predator "You one ugly mother......!"
Full Metal Jacket "I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
Acutally anything Sgt. hart man says in Full Metal Jacket is classic...
12-22-2008, 03:19 PM
"Don't you put that evil on me!!" -Talladega Nights
"Hasta la vista....baby." Terminator 2
"Hasta la vista....baby." Terminator 2
12-22-2008, 03:35 PM
Dam* it Roger! Dam* it!- Wedding Crashers
Mom! Wheres the meat loaf?!- Wedding Crashers
Mom! Wheres the meat loaf?!- Wedding Crashers
12-22-2008, 09:03 PM
home alone 2 i think
"WOW what a Whole!"
"WOW what a Whole!"
12-22-2008, 10:10 PM
"Shampoo is better!" - Billy Madison
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, we're gonna see some serious ****." - Back To The Future
"Did you put the cover sheet on the TPS report?" - Office Space
"I love lamp" - Anchorman
"But these go to 11" - Spinal Tap
"You can't really dust for vomit." - Spinal Tap
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!" - Anchorman
"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls." - 40 Year Old Virgin
Reporter: ‘Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.’
-A Hard Days Night
'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.' - Dumb and Dumber
"You are a smelly pirate hooker." - Anchorman
"**** you Scuba Steve!" - Big Daddy
"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey." - Talledega Nights
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"Two chicks at the same time." - Office Space
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." - Spinal Tap
"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel." - Anchorman
"Kick his *** Seabass" - Dumb and Dumber
"Chlorophyl? More like bore-ophyl." - Billy Madison
"Who would steal 30 bag lunches?"
"I tell ya who. That ****ed Sasquatch." - Billy Madison
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis" - Billy Madison
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, we're gonna see some serious ****." - Back To The Future
"Did you put the cover sheet on the TPS report?" - Office Space
"I love lamp" - Anchorman
"But these go to 11" - Spinal Tap
"You can't really dust for vomit." - Spinal Tap
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!" - Anchorman
"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls." - 40 Year Old Virgin
Reporter: ‘Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.’
-A Hard Days Night
'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.' - Dumb and Dumber
"You are a smelly pirate hooker." - Anchorman
"**** you Scuba Steve!" - Big Daddy
"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey." - Talledega Nights
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"Two chicks at the same time." - Office Space
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." - Spinal Tap
"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel." - Anchorman
"Kick his *** Seabass" - Dumb and Dumber
"Chlorophyl? More like bore-ophyl." - Billy Madison
"Who would steal 30 bag lunches?"
"I tell ya who. That ****ed Sasquatch." - Billy Madison
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis" - Billy Madison
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12-22-2008, 10:19 PM
ComfortEagle Wrote:"Shampoo is better!" - Billy Madison
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, we're gonna see some serious ****." - Back To The Future
"Did you put the cover sheet on the TPS report?" - Office Space
"I love lamp" - Anchorman
"But these go to 11" - Spinal Tap
"You can't really dust for vomit." - Spinal Tap
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!" - Anchorman
"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls." - 40 Year Old Virgin
Reporter: âTell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.â
-A Hard Days Night
'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.' - Dumb and Dumber
"You are a smelly pirate hooker." - Anchorman
"**** you Scuba Steve!" - Big Daddy
"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey." - Talledega Nights
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"Two chicks at the same time." - Office Space
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." - Spinal Tap
"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel." - Anchorman
"Kick his *** Seabass" - Dumb and Dumber
"Chlorophyl? More like bore-ophyl." - Billy Madison
"Who would steal 30 bag lunches?"
"I tell ya who. That ****ed Sasquatch." - Billy Madison
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis" - Billy Madison
Good list man.
12-23-2008, 12:11 AM
"I want the fairy tale " Pretty Woman
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird." -The Notebook
"So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day " -The Notebook
"It's never a mistake to care for somebody." -Radio
"Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me." -Runaway Bride
"Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells ugly, you might as well live." -Angelina Jolie (Girl Interrupted)
"You are my life now." Edward Cullen, Twilight
...don't even get me started on book quotes!
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird." -The Notebook
"So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day " -The Notebook
"It's never a mistake to care for somebody." -Radio
"Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me." -Runaway Bride
"Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells ugly, you might as well live." -Angelina Jolie (Girl Interrupted)
"You are my life now." Edward Cullen, Twilight
...don't even get me started on book quotes!
12-23-2008, 04:38 AM
"Why so serious?" The Dark Knight
12-23-2008, 05:47 AM
^^^^^ Good one. I keep saying "I'm a man of my word" from DK and "SWEAR TO ME" from Batman Begins.
Two great movies. Christian Bale is the man. Heath Ledger was amazing.
Two great movies. Christian Bale is the man. Heath Ledger was amazing.
12-23-2008, 12:02 PM
"get busy livin', or get busy dyin'
-Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption
-Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption
12-23-2008, 03:24 PM
*Central_Cheer_Chick Wrote:"I want the fairy tale " Pretty WomanFunny how the quotes change content when we get them from a girl..LOL
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird." -The Notebook
"So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day " -The Notebook
"It's never a mistake to care for somebody." -Radio
"Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me." -Runaway Bride
"Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells ugly, you might as well live." -Angelina Jolie (Girl Interrupted)
"You are my life now." Edward Cullen, Twilight
...don't even get me started on book quotes!
My wife would love all of those.
12-23-2008, 09:09 PM
*Central_Cheer_Chick Wrote:"I want the fairy tale " Pretty Woman
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird." -The Notebook
"So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day " -The Notebook
"It's never a mistake to care for somebody." -Radio
"Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me." -Runaway Bride
"Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells ugly, you might as well live." -Angelina Jolie (Girl Interrupted)
"You are my life now." Edward Cullen, Twilight
...don't even get me started on book quotes!
Love them all!
also:
"So the Lion fell in love with the Lamb"- Edward Cullen, Twilight<3
well basically anything that Edward said in Twilight.lol
12-24-2008, 12:42 AM
Favorite movie would be shawshank redemption.
12-24-2008, 01:25 AM
"I get older, they stay same age" Dazed and Confused
"Fragile, Must be Italian" Christmas Story
"You just wasted another ***** beer" Dazed and Confused
"If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a ball" Dodge Ball
"He's a P-I-G pig" Animal House
"It it was soap poisioning" Christmas Story
"You'll shoot your eye out" Christmas Story
"Fragile, Must be Italian" Christmas Story
"You just wasted another ***** beer" Dazed and Confused
"If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a ball" Dodge Ball
"He's a P-I-G pig" Animal House
"It it was soap poisioning" Christmas Story
"You'll shoot your eye out" Christmas Story
12-24-2008, 11:16 AM
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave" ...Tombstone
12-30-2008, 02:54 AM
"Boards do not hit back"-Enter The Dragon
"Sometimes there just arent enough rocks"-Forrest Gump
"Take the gun, leave the canoli"-The Godfather
"Try not! Do or do not, there is no try"-The Empire Strikes Back
"If you build it HE will come"-Field of Dreams
"Go ahead, make my day"-Sudden Impact
"Sometimes there just arent enough rocks"-Forrest Gump
"Take the gun, leave the canoli"-The Godfather
"Try not! Do or do not, there is no try"-The Empire Strikes Back
"If you build it HE will come"-Field of Dreams
"Go ahead, make my day"-Sudden Impact
12-30-2008, 04:33 PM
Holy dog s***. Texas? Only steers and *****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. -- Full Metal Jacket
Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy. -- Dumb & Dumber
According to the map we've only gone 4 inches. -- Dumb & Dumber
Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk? -- Dumb & Dumber
Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really. -- Billy Madison
Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a** out there and you find that f***ing dog. -- Billy Madison
Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class. I heard he's retarded or something. -- Billy Madison
You little son of a b**** ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE A** BALL! -- Happy Gilmore
Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f*** one, kill one, and marry one, go! -- Step Brothers
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s*** out of you! --Step Brothers
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls! -- Step Brothers
Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you. --Talladega Nights
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!-- Talladega Nights
Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy. -- Dumb & Dumber
According to the map we've only gone 4 inches. -- Dumb & Dumber
Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk? -- Dumb & Dumber
Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really. -- Billy Madison
Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your a** out there and you find that f***ing dog. -- Billy Madison
Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class. I heard he's retarded or something. -- Billy Madison
You little son of a b**** ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE A** BALL! -- Happy Gilmore
Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f*** one, kill one, and marry one, go! -- Step Brothers
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s*** out of you! --Step Brothers
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls! -- Step Brothers
Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you. --Talladega Nights
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!-- Talladega Nights
12-30-2008, 04:40 PM
Terminator; "I will be back!"
12-30-2008, 04:46 PM
BCF4L Wrote:Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you. --Talladega Nights
I like that one and "If you ain't first, you're last." But my fav from that movie is
"Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! "
12-31-2008, 02:33 AM
Doyle: "What in the heck are you doing with that lawn mower blade?"
Karl: "I aim to kill you with it. Mmm."
Karl: "I aim to kill you with it. Mmm."
12-31-2008, 06:00 AM
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"
-Fight Club(Tyler Durden)
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian"
-Dark Knight(Harvey Dent)
"Andy Dufresne, the man who crawled through 500 yards of sh*t and came out clean on the other side"
-Shawshank Redemption(Red)
-Fight Club(Tyler Durden)
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian"
-Dark Knight(Harvey Dent)
"Andy Dufresne, the man who crawled through 500 yards of sh*t and came out clean on the other side"
-Shawshank Redemption(Red)
01-04-2009, 02:16 AM
Favorite movie is Titanic... but one of my favorite movies is Diary of a Mad Black Woman, which is where i get this quote.
Madea: "You can get it one or two ways. You can get it from his checking account voluntarily, or his insurance policy. Involuntary manslaughter. Which one it gonna be?"
I also like from The Blues Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
lol
Madea: "You can get it one or two ways. You can get it from his checking account voluntarily, or his insurance policy. Involuntary manslaughter. Which one it gonna be?"
I also like from The Blues Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
lol
01-04-2009, 04:59 PM
I can't really decide on a favorite movie..It's a really a toss up between Forrest Gump, The Dark Knight, and Dazed and Confused.
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