[BFritz]

I get out of class, come in our dorm all wet.

My roommate: "It's raining outside?"

Me: "No, I ran through a sprinkler"

Anybody else like me? List examples

[ComeFlyWithMe]

Obviously not you smart ass..lol

[90FeetFromHome]

You are allow to say that word on here?:dontthink lol idk

[BFritz]

Someone: "I'm going to go jump in the shower."


Me: "You probly shouldn't jump you might hurt yourself."

[Redneck]

Me: "Bllllllaaaaaahhhhhhh (throwin up)"

Someone: "Hey man you sick?"

Me: "Naw, I'm just coughin up a f****** hair ball."

[BFritz]

Someone: "I gotta run to the store."


Me: "It'll take you forever to run, why don't you just drive?"

[crazytaxidriver]

ok how about two bulls were standing on a hill, one young and one old.. they were looking down on a herd of girl cows...
the young bull says let's run down and bang a couple real quick..
old bull says, let's walk and get them all..

[-STAT-]

Was in the park one day with my son flying a kite

A guy came up and ask me...ya flyin a kite?

Said "Nope fishin for birds"

[Redneck]

HAHA, shit this is fun.

[Homer Simpson]

Someone walks in my livingroom and looks at me and says man waya doin?
Me : Fishing

[Panther Thunder]

coach: my players need a batter's box.

umpire: Why?

coach: so they know where to stand

umpire: What doe you want me to do... draw one??
you guys had to be there....

[BFritz]

Someone: Pass me the ketchup

I stand up, act like I'm under center, take the snap, rise up, pump fake down field, get ready to launch it to the person (that's usually when they yell "hand me the *beep*in ketchup")

[White Mike]

Was in the park one day with my son flying a kite

A guy came up and ask me...ya flyin a kite?

Said "Nope fishin for birds"

That is hilarious

[Old school Dawg]

Whats the difference between a harley davidson and a hoover vacumm cleaner? Dirtbag goes on the inside of the hoover.

[Estillfootballgirl]

I'm At Work Today And I Answer The Phone And The Man Says...Are You All Open...I Say No...I Just Ran Down Here To Answer The Phone When You Called LOL

[TidesHoss32]

I was driving out of the theater parking lot in Pikeville late one night a couple of years ago, and a group of girls were talking amongst themselves and one of their boyfriends asked me (had my window rolled down) "hey man, sweet, is that your car?"...i went "no, i just stole this one because I liked the color"

[TidesHoss32]

heres one we've all pulled..........im sitting at home watching Bama get beat by UT (BAD DAY)...
girlfriend calls, I answer and hear: "hey, are you home?"
me: "nope....i bought a thousand miles of phone cord and drove to Mexico"

[TidesHoss32]

my freshman year we travel to Harlan to play them (football)...we're on the field during pre game, running plays and an assistant coach says to our head coach "hey lets run something for the fans"..Coach McCoy (head coach) says "yeah.....both of em"