[BFritz]

My father's a CPA and sent me this which goes to show that accountants aren't the assholes.

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,
Teach him taxes Are the rule. If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Find other ways To tax his ass
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax all he has Then let him know
Tax his work, Tax his dirt. That you won't be done Till he has no dough.



When he screams and hollers, Put these words upon his tomb,

Then tax him some more, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."

Tax him till He's good and sore. When he's gone, Do not relax,
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.
Tax the sod in Which he's laid.


Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL license
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax

Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
School Tax
Service charge taxes

Social Security Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no
national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and

Mom stayed home to raise the kids.



What happened?

And now, I have to "press 1" for English.... !