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Aww come on, I was quoting Ben Stiller.

Haha, I like that part.

[bluegrassballa]

Bubba listened to the preacher at the revival and when the preacher asked those with needs to come forward for prayer, Bubba got in line.

When it was his turn, the preacher asked, "What do you want me to pray about?"

Bubba said, "Pray for my hearing, preacher."

The preacher put one hand over Bubba's ear and his other hand on top of Bubba's head and prayed a while. Then he removed his hands and asked, "Bubba, now how is your hearing?"

Bubba answered, "I don't know, preacher. It's next Wednesday at the Baton Rouge courthouse!"

I really like this joke.

[Midee1]

Mildred was so despondent over the death of her beloved Earl after 68 wonderful years of marriage that she decided to join him.

She found his old pistol and decided to shoot herself in her broken heart. Not wanting to make a mistake and become a burden to others, she asked her doctor exactly where her heart was.

Her doctor said, "A woman's heart is just below her left breast."

That night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee!